isilence:

other teenagers: i lost my virginity at a party

me: i lost a follower when i was sleeping

pancakereport:

WE NEED MORE WOMEN IN POP PUNK/ALTERNATIVE/ROCK SO IF YOU’RE A GIRL AND YOU’RE READING THIS AND IT’S YOUR DREAM TO BE IN A BAND OR BE AN ARTIST THEN I WANT YOU TO STOP AT NOTHING TO ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

(Source: cumdurnp)