dominospizzadelivery:

are we talking about loading my blog or my life here, tumblr?

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

(Source: jadethrwall)

mosellegreen:

alegbra:

have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

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Ah, yes. The second day.

nashtysnowman:

Same

envycamacho:

*has 10 second fantasy about someone u saw in public*

(Source: guy)

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

(Source: cyberho)

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.